6:01 pm • 24 May 2013 • 7,859 notes • © • viaone time i saw a girls bra strap. that was it. i was gone. i just couldnt focus anymore throughout the whole day because i saw it. all i could think about was bra strap. i went to a restauraunt and they asked what i wanted and the only words that came out of my were were “bra strap”. what could that girl be hiding under it? what is beneath that bra strap? is it connected to something else? like a bra or something? and what is the bra hiding? ugh im so distracted by it im sure it’s all ill think about for the rest of my life.
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6:23 pm • 21 May 2013 • 102,920 notes • © • viaim Sorry but you two cant get the marriage. the bible said Adam and Eve not matthew and ashley. come back when youve legally changed your names
4:00 am • 18 May 2013 • 15,908 notes • © • viaa nightclub called The Mullet where you have to walk through an office to get to the bar
4:01 am • 17 May 2013 • 76,467 notes • © • viahey so i know this is tumblr and we all have a lot of different opinions but
fuck wasps
like white anglo-saxon protestants or
would u rather fight a buff nerd or a jock who listens to jazz
8:36 pm • 15 May 2013 • 6,939 notes • © • viathings to remember:
- nerd has a lot of pent-up anger, might pretend you are his dad
- because of the jock’s exposure to jazz music, his attack patterns and movements are a lot less predictable
4:01 pm • 14 May 2013 • 30,238 notes • © • viathis is still my favorite tweet of all time
this made me scream
4:02 pm • 13 May 2013 • 73,591 notes • © • viaomg i was at starbucks and there was this girl and she had her hair in a bun and had a crop top with flowers on it and i hissed “hipster blog” and she turned around and snarled “fandom blog” and then we shook hands and exchanged urls her tumblr is pretty nice i dont see why there’s a rivalry we’re all wasting our lives on the same goddamn website
12:02 pm • 13 May 2013 • 1,822 notes • © • viaOf course, all of us having our own eagles helped. They could catch mice for us if we were hungry and desperate enough. Mice, or freshmen.
Yeah, if you work well with your eagle you can take down an unwary freshman without breaking a sweat. Of course, then you have to deal with their eagle…
4:01 am • 13 May 2013 • 4,100 notes • © • viaIf you’re going to follow my blog you should know that I play by my own rules and that I’m a loose cannon cop with a chip on my shoulder who just had his badge suspended so now I’m going after the scumbags who killed my partner on my own whether the chief likes it or not
7:14 pm • 11 May 2013 • 27,198 notes • © • viaI’M JAVERT
I’M I’M JAVERT
I’M JA-VE-VE-VE-VE-VE-JAVERT
NOW PRISONER 11111
YOUR TIME IS UP AND YOUR PAROLE’S BEGUN
YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS
YES
MEANS I’M BREAD
NO
